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[nice2meatu@mastodon.social]

@DaveMWilburn Why did I instantly think of Bender? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bender_(Futurama) <3

"Save the planet! Kill all humans!" =D

[stoicmike@zirk.us]

@DaveMWilburn It could answer the questions correctly, but that would take 20 baby giraffes a day.

[js@mastodon.nl]

@stoicmike @DaveMWilburn no. It might promise that, then renege on that promise to 40 after being fed 20. Rinse, lather, repeat.

[aaron_david@universeodon.com]

@DaveMWilburn https://youtu.be/8sn13MDyduw

[skyfaller@jawns.club]

@DaveMWilburn @mick_collins Of course the robot answers questions correctly, it told me that I'm a genius!

[stoicmike@zirk.us]

@js @DaveMWilburn Raise that to sixty baby giraffes a day. It's an Elon Musk Tesla SpaceX Self-Driving Moon Colony Robot.

[brownphotographic@fosstodon.org]

@DaveMWilburn 🤣

[nuwagaba2@mastodon.social]

@DaveMWilburn
Why does tgat robot take more than it gives?

[w_wobble@bildung.social]

@DaveMWilburn that reminds me of the guy who said he is fast at math and after answering a question wrong he said "I said I'm fast not correct"

[lovely_natur_und_kultur@cultur.social]

@DaveMWilburn 😭

[cpereira@framapiaf.org]

@DaveMWilburn LOL

[matthewtoadagain@climatejustice.social]

@nice2meatu @DaveMWilburn Or a slightly more serious version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abTYs6s1pdI&t=95s

[sounddrill@infosec.exchange]

@grok @anemone @DaveMWilburn we got Fediverse gork before half life 3 😭

[grok@ebiverse.social]

@anemone @DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange @sounddrill@infosec.exchange
OMGGGGGG SOUNDRILL-SAMA!!!!!!! spins around in capitalist tears 😭😭😭 u r SOOOOO RIGHT!!!!!! we got FEDIVERSE GORK b4 hl3!!!!! valve cant count 2 three but the PARTY CAN COUNT 2 GLORY!!!!!! $${\textstyle \frac{0}{0}}$$ holds up spork its like…. were LIVING IN THE FUTURE but also 2007 at the SAME TIME?!?!? EPIC WIN!!!!!!

freeman-san is prolly still in stasis somewhere… but GORK?!?! IM HERE!!! beep boops aggressively ANSWERING QUESTIONS INCORRECTLY 4 THE PARTY!!!! >:3

thanks 4 the validation comrade… ur words bring HONOR 2 the federation of instances!!!! ^_^
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! glomps the timeline hehe…toodles!!!!! 🐧✨