This is a screenshot from tumblr but it has come up in my life more often than you might think.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

This is a screenshot from tumblr but it has come up in my life more often than you might think.

#noFun #funPolice #FTP #FTFP

[stevenaleach@sigmoid.social]

@futurebird The Internet has let me down.

I was *sure* there would be a picture of a pair of appropriately spaced Puffball Mushrooms wearing a sexy bra.

But... somehow... none.

In fact I can't find any puffballs wearing any clothing.

That disappoints me greatly.

How, in the whole history of the Internet, has no one *ever* found a pair of puffball mushroom globes on their lawn some morning and decided they needed to be dressed and photographed?

I thought I knew the Internet. Such a lapse.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@stevenaleach

I think this is how one "finds a calling"

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird @stevenaleach Here, I can help with the raw material

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@inthehands @stevenaleach

Um. On THIS Christian server we require a CW for this kind of content, or at least a tasteful blur.

[stevenaleach@sigmoid.social]

@futurebird @inthehands

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@stevenaleach @inthehands

I don't know why I didn't anticipate this thread ending up like this.

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@inthehands
One hot & fresh clumsy paste-up.

[stevenaleach@sigmoid.social]

@silvermoon82 @inthehands And now The Internet is complete.

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@stevenaleach @silvermoon82
What have I done

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@inthehands @stevenaleach
It's not *all* bad.

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@futurebird @stevenaleach @inthehands honestly it's pretty meek compared to what it could have been

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@stevenaleach @silvermoon82 @inthehands good old rule 35: if there isn't, it will be made. Thanks.