<![CDATA[Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 19th April 2026]]>Want to wade into the sandy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.

Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)

]]>https://forum.pierobosio.it/topic/6e959d0a-4f57-49e4-b83a-a28943149b39/stubsack-weekly-thread-for-sneers-not-worth-an-entire-post-week-ending-19th-april-2026RSS for NodeFri, 08 May 2026 12:04:25 GMTSun, 12 Apr 2026 23:00:03 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 19th April 2026 on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 09:46:59 GMT]]>

The company, valued around $4 billion at its peak, sold its intellectual property and other assets two weeks ago for $39 million.

What the fuck happened here. How did a shoe company get so high and how on earth did it lose 98% of its value? Were shoes really big during covid and then the demand disappeared, wtf

]]>https://forum.pierobosio.it/post/https://awful.systems/comment/11167908https://forum.pierobosio.it/post/https://awful.systems/comment/11167908Thu, 16 Apr 2026 09:46:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 19th April 2026 on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:25:55 GMT]]>https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/allbirds-bird-stock-shoes-ai.html

Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 400%

I had such a hard time coming up with an original joke for this, until i realized the reason why is that allbirds is stealing jokes from the dotcom bubble in the first place.

The company, valued around $4 billion at its peak, sold its intellectual property and other assets two weeks ago for $39 million. The stock surged over 400%, from under $3 a share up to $13. The shoe company had a market cap of about $21 million Tuesday.

Oh. so, bit of a misleading headline there CNBC. This wasn't a real publicly traded company, it was a company on life support that got pivoted by a greedy founder looking to cash in. Cynical move or the delusions of a true believer? does it matter?

Regardless, the stupidity is too much, the resemblance too striking. good luck to Allbirds in the totally normal footwear-to-high tech pivot that is happening in this totally normal economy.

]]>https://forum.pierobosio.it/post/https://awful.systems/comment/11158855https://forum.pierobosio.it/post/https://awful.systems/comment/11158855Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:25:55 GMT