there should be an app with a big button that when pressed cracks your back. smart phones have been around for 20 years now and they still don't have an app with a big button that when pressed cracks your back. moore's law is dead
@aeva the cat did this to me last night. Managed to knock over a package I thought was secure enough... made a loud noise. Thankfully he didn't get hurt!
it was one of those crosswalks where they embossed it with a fake brick texture, but the thing that really made the illusion work was the chewing gum splats repeating a little too perfect