Save animals, push to prod

[rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip]

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[bcovertigo@lemmy.world]

[slazer2au@lemmy.world]

Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

/S

[nomecks@lemmy.ca]

Wow four nines!

[cruxifux@feddit.nl]

I remember when I was younger seeing how fast some products were developed and I was like “wow, how do they get these produced and tested so fast?”

As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize they just don’t test a lot of the time. Or don’t do proper testing.

[prove_your_argument@piefed.social]

Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

That’s almost ten!

[pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

[niartenyaw@midwest.social]

so you do test on animals

[obi@sopuli.xyz]

So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

[filthyshrooms@lemmy.world]

Specifically on the customers

[sunsofold@lemmings.world]

Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

[piege@lemmy.world]

I need this as a poster

[kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world]

Context dependent..

[exfed@programming.dev]

I want a patch. Heck, I'd settle for a sticker.

[deebster@infosec.pub]

My laptop doesn't have stickers all over it, but this could be my gateway sticker.

[dave@lemmy.nz]

So testing on animals?

[cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social]

Which are animals.

[lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works]

Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

[goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

[appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Testing on animals in prpduction?! :O