What a coincidence. That was my nickname in high school.

Alice McFlurry :bc:
@alice@beige.party
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[Whenever I meet another person]Me: Hi, I’m Alice[Whenever I meet another person]
Me: Hi, I’m Alice.
Them: Hi, I'm [name they definitely said but that I didn't hear/retain because I was in panic mode and socially blacked out].
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Now that the rapture's over, I wonder how all of the Christians feel knowing that they didn't make the cut.Now that the rapture's over, I wonder how all of the Christians feel knowing that they didn't make the cut.
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Don’t worry, Disney/Hulu.Don’t worry, Disney/Hulu.
At least the four people with 6 foot satellite dishes on their trailers will still be customers (as long as they don’t spend their monthly entertainment budget on cigarettes and megachurch dues).
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What in the Final Destination...What in the Final Destination...