Dear The Algorithm,
It's not that I don't appreciate all the ads for THE STOWE VERMONT LODGE AT SPRUCE PEAK: A LUXURY COLLECTION RESORT," it's just that you've badly overestimated the remaining vacation budget.
This ski season is gonna be more like "THE SPARE BEDROOM AT MY PARENTS HOUSE: A PLACE WHERE THERE IS ALSO A TREADMILL."
Impoverishedly,
Jim