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@johncarlosbaez @dougmerritt @cstross “... the electric repulsion of the protons in the gnocchi is not fully sufficient to support the existence of the individual spheres, and they are crushed into long rods ... known as the spaghetti phase.”
Reading this, I seriously expect to hear that String Theory has been replaced by Vermicelli Theory, and that physicists now believe that dark matter is just squid ink pasta.
Also, the Flying Spaghetti Monster cultists are now all going "We told you so!”
“Hi! Your OS here! See that red badge demanding your attention?”
"What is it?”
"It's sports news! Isn't that great?”
"I don't give a shit about sports. How do I turn it off?”
"If you're not interested in sports, you can customize the alerts to show something you ARE interested in.”
"I'm interested in an OS that does what I tell it. One that works for me. That doesn't track me or try to ‘maximize engagement’ or sell me crap or nag me about using AI or whatever. Got anything for that?”
“…”
@cstross Mamdani hasn't even been elected yet, and already he's started reducing the number of criminals in New York. Impressive.
"slopportunistic” (adj): taking advantage of any chance to use #AI generated content.
When you're a slopportunist, everything looks like a slopportunity.
Let Albania be an inspiration to us all.