What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
One requires oinkment and the other requires tweetment.
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I said to my wife "there's only one thing that scares me during Halloween."'nShe said "which is?"'nI said "exactly!"'n#dadJokeI said to my wife "there's only one thing that scares me during Halloween."
She said "which is?"
I said "exactly!"
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had a baffling conversation today'nsomeone came up with a charity to "save family farms."The table says "net" income.
I wonder if it includes income from off-the-farm jobs?