@Gina
I wish all airlines would universally:
1. Allow a single checked bag of <reasonable size here> for free.
2. Additional bags for purchase, or maybe longer trips get more at a discounted rate.
3. Zero overhead storage. All bags that don't fit under seats are now checked bags.
3a. Okay maybe there's a legitimate reason for overhead storage for some people, for accessibility? They sit up front and get to deboard first now.
4. The airplane now boards by seat number, or in a more optimised way than first class first so they can watch us plebs squeeze by.
4a. There is no first class. We have eliminated class.
5. The snack is always stroopwaffles.
5a. Ugh ok fine we can vote on this.
5b. I'd rig the elections though so idk we need someone more ethical in charge.
6. Also we've seized the means of production and universal health care is a thing too.