@briankrebs This is totally insane ๐ณ
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"Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she wonโt talk to me.@zakalwe I'm pleading the fifth!
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"Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she wonโt talk to me."Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she wonโt talk to me. ๐"
via Mike Bales
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Journalist applies for a job at ICE using her real name.@randahl The drug test while high is really the icing on the cake. "Is she white?"
"Yes"
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Yesterday I lost a client.@kimlockhartga @stefano Me too!
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Yesterday I lost a client.@stefano Blimey. Best of luck with your communication with the founder.
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Want your very own jazz rat@babe You might want to send all item links to the shop if you're short on time and energy (rather than having a "buy this!" link or something). Funnel of engagement or whatever the creepy sales people call it. It should just make it more consistent and easier to maintain (I think...).
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Want your very own jazz rat@babe That makes sense. Thought I was going (more) bonkers...
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Want your very own jazz rat@babe Ah, so it's when I drill down via choosing, say, "china" as the keyword that it doesn't show pricing?
Just a bit confused (my normal state, recently).
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Want your very own jazz rat@babe It might be my strict adblocker settings, but I can't see how to buy stuff such as these.
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Word on the street is that DOGE cut the DOJ Acrobat Pro subscription.Word on the street is that DOGE cut the DOJ Acrobat Pro subscription. For real.
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Cold weather warnings yesterday.Cold weather warnings yesterday. They recommend that in icy conditions you should always travel with a shovel, blankets, 24 hours worth of food and drinks, rock salt, de-icer spray, torch and batteries, first aid kit and a set of jump leads. I felt a right idiot on the bus.
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@Taco_lad I'm already there.@Taco_lad I'm already there. Just cutting the cord now ๐
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I thought that, as I got older, I would get to spend time thinking about all the boobs I have seen.@GustavinoBevilacqua @afreytes
My first proper girlfriend had the biggest boobs in Christendom, but she was the one who chose me so my fascination faded pretty quickly after we split up ๐ -
I thought that, as I got older, I would get to spend time thinking about all the boobs I have seen.@afreytes My boobometer peaked aged about 17. My overthrowcapitalismometer is currently in full crescendo.
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Went past a nice Roman bridge, running an errand earlier.Went past a nice Roman bridge, running an errand earlier.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly
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Found a photo of me in rehab about two and a half years ago.Found a photo of me in rehab about two and a half years ago. I was a right porker (and had already lost about eight kilos at this point). Wearing my swimming cap, because why not?
The people were lovely. Touchingly, when taking my taxi to leave there were eight "inmates" lined up to give me a kiss as I left. I'll admit to getting a bit emotional.
We had some very personal conversations while in there and two people confided in my about being abused as a child, and I think that's possibly hugely underreported in addiction and generally self-destructive behaviour - neither had ever mentioned it to anyone before. It was actually pretty incredible how we supported each other (I'd gone totally off the rails for nine months after losing my Dad and little brother).
And thanks to French healthcare, it was free. I think I'd be dead now otherwise.