Cool photo!
But I choose to believe that this jar contains a moonshine that is 2 million scoville.
Cool photo!
But I choose to believe that this jar contains a moonshine that is 2 million scoville.
Geese are fucking assholes. I hate geese.
Wait...the cat does not have a ! above it. It's a trap!
True story - due to a domain I registered, I am on Dell Computers sales call list as the CEO of Weyland Yutani enterprises. They periodically send me emails or call me on the phone, to try to sell me all the computers I need to take over the galaxy.
I demand a snackrifice!
Each day in January is 1 inch.
Just seconds after my profile picture was taken, I was eaten by the lurking space alien behind me.
I got nothin’