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At the strange little ice cream shop down the street. -
BREAKING: Chat app named after disagreement does something unpopular@MNNHNewsEnglish calling it “Discord” is stolen Erisian valor
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what a fucking shitshow.@peter like all divorced dads, they were too self absorbed to notice that their wife (or QA department or line manager or PM) was doing all the hard work to protect them and their families from their own bad decisions
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i hear the racists are mad about the actress chosen to play Helen of Troy.@lzg they are gonna have an awkward ten year journey home when they learn that not all blondes are natural blondes, especially on the Mediterranean
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typecast as ed@liferstate @maddiefuzz I think I just got greenlit
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“Why don’t we ask Claude”“Why don’t we ask Claude”
Why don’t we take the batteries out of all our carbon monoxide detectors so we can get some sleep
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typecast as ed@maddiefuzz hmm I’m not sure if that fits the original treatment but if the studio wants it we can bring in a b-plot for the international market
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typecast as ed@maddiefuzz allow me to cut to the chase
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typecast as ed@maddiefuzz a strange power compels me
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typecast as ed@maddiefuzz maybe I should quit while I’m ahead
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typecast as ed@maddiefuzz this came to me in a vision, RIP
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typecast as ed@maddiefuzz ed is the standard character actor role
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I regret to inform you that you missed your chance to own this@jalefkowit turns out the fifth element is pepperoni
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I'm VERY anti "Remote Learning" on snow days.@futurebird @RVLara23
> I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.-Kurt Vonnegut
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When I was in middle school this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada"@futurebird ngl if you were telling me this story I would have stopped you at “Cricket” and asked more about the girl
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i think people should have theme songs irl@aeva on the other hand you would have been sorted into House Percussion with all the drummers
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i think people should have theme songs irl@aeva the exact energy I want when I enter the meeting room
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i think people should have theme songs irl@aeva thinking of all the recorders out there
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i think people should have theme songs irl@aeva [another finger curls on monkey’s paw]
Your leitmotif will be played on the instrument you played in grade school
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