My third biggest regret is not being able to find the stranger who flipped me off while I was standing at a crosswalk and called me a "shirt-tuckin' motherfucker" to tell him that I think that was fucking awesome.
I still kinda remember when politics was for nerds who cared deeply about highway construction materials standards or whatever. Now, it's for the dumbest, angriest, least informed people you've ever met.