I don’t quite believe I am doing this, but tonight’s entertainment will be this film.
What makes it worse is that I have just bought a digital copy, rather than renting it for ⅓ the price. Thus, I need to watch it three times to justify the extra cost. This may never happen.
I’m not even sure if it’s the ‘restored version’ that includes the uncropped opening sequence permitting viewing of the starring actor’s fully naked form. Stick around to find out if it is!
But first, dinner.
[:: judgemental sigh whilst considering the quality of my choices ::]