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@anyia no that's peak shell imo

@gildilinie it's usually bash scripts that won't work with sh though

linux needs to add this to systemd

systemctl bro-install whatever

and then it auto-resolves that to https://whatever/install.sh

it's the perfect solution, the init package manager

hey isn't that nix

@ivan doesn't matter when the source 403's my IP

ok i solved it

i'll live-patch the update script to output the url instead of curling it, and then i'll do the download on a remote box via ssh and bring in the file with scp, easy

maybe i'll make a shell script that does this for other installers using the same pattern too. i could call it bum, bro upgrade manager

bum update

or maybe i'll just call it 🍑

using an emoji as the binary name, how's that for a pattern? such innovation

@dhfir i have no idea, i miss bsd

@luc_coder just put a download on a web page

or gopher

ftp anything but this crap

why not just use THE WEB

you are using a google bucket with a URL constructed by a weird bash script (not sh, bash), and google 403's my IP addresses

yes hello tech bro support? where can i find your curl -fsSL https://host/list-mirrors.sh | bash url? because i need to use a mirror for your "automatic update"

why is nobody using package managers anymore!!!!!

it's all just bad shell scripts you're supposed to curl straight into bash and they've tested zero edge cases aarghg

tech bros need to go back to preschool