The other day, my 8 year old noticed that some of her jean pockets are fake, and she is LIVID.
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Jennie Breeden
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The other day, my 8 year old noticed that some of her jean pockets are fake, and she is LIVID. -
Overheard two little old purple haired ladies in ymca dressing room this morning.Overheard two little old purple haired ladies in ymca dressing room this morning. “The cavalry isn’t coming.”
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There will always be someone who tells you to stop singing.There will always be someone who tells you to stop singing. Keep going until you find the people who sing with you! (Seeing my same struggles in my 8 year old and knowing that her people are out there. She just hasn’t found all of them yet)
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Take a breath, drink some water, touch grass, call your representatives.https://5calls.org/Take a breath, drink some water, touch grass, call your representatives.
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I have updated the trademark date on all of my comic templates.I have updated the trademark date on all of my comic templates. The new year has officially begun.
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“Well, super hero’s don’t have to deal with butt rash, so stop pulling your suit up your butt.”“Well, super hero’s don’t have to deal with butt rash, so stop pulling your suit up your butt.”
Mom talking to 4 yr old in swimming pool dressing room.
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Apparently, when I’m drunk, I will reach over and turn down the windshield wipers at stop lights.Apparently, when I’m drunk, I will reach over and turn down the windshield wipers at stop lights. .. . Apparently.
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15 hours left -
Couch!Couch! Couch! Couch! Couch!
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Kickstarter is funded!!!Kickstarter is funded!!! Thank yooooou!!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jenniebreeden/devils-panties-volume-17
#kickstarter #selfpublishing #kids #parenthood #webcomic #graphicnovel #womenownedbusiness
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When did someone point out the spider to you?When did someone point out the spider to you? I was in middle school when the conspiracy theory started to circle. The zoom on my phone is crazy.
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I just overheard my husband on the phone say “I’ve done worse things to better people.”I just overheard my husband on the phone say “I’ve done worse things to better people.” 🫢
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I deep cleaned the roomba dock and roasted all the Halloween pumpkins… adhd perimenopause what?I deep cleaned the roomba dock and roasted all the Halloween pumpkins… adhd perimenopause what?
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Liberals-“Laws apply to everyone.”Liberals-“Laws apply to everyone.”
Conservatives-“Laws apply to people I don’t like.”
The American People-“Why can’t I afford the dentist?” -
You don’t eat a beat, you eat a beet.You don’t eat a beat, you eat a beet. but you do eat meat not meet. And it’s gross to eat sweat but it’s okay to eat sweets. .. my dyslexic brain trying to make sense since of the English language.
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When I was 21 I worked at a comic book store.When I was 21 I worked at a comic book store. After 6 months I went to the owner and said I needed a raise. He asked why. I showed him a spreadsheet of my living expenses and said I needed to find a job that met those reasonable expenses. He gave me the raise. This was 2001. Shit has gone downhill.
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40 hour work week should cover housing, healthcare, and childcare.40 hour work week should cover housing, healthcare, and childcare. If it doesn’t, we should be rioting because someone is fucking with us.
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To any of the troops who might be deployed to Portland Oregon.To any of the troops who might be deployed to Portland Oregon. Sweetheart, pack some vitamin D and wool socks. The rain is about to hit and seasonal depression does not fuck around up here.
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The song “Don’t you want me” is dark.The song “Don’t you want me” is dark. “ You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back, or we will both be sorry” also You are my Sunshine has a “come back or I’ll kill you” vibe. Wee! Love songs! -
Trying to teach my 4 year old about consequences for her actions.Trying to teach my 4 year old about consequences for her actions. I’m trying to ask her what happens after she lashes out. What happens to the other person and where do we go from there?