indie game project: We need a director
me: No problem
igp: we also need a programmer, five kinds of designer, and a writer
me, proud: you're not gonna believe this, but --
igp: ...and a modeler, a rigger, an animator, a UI artist, a tech artist, a sound engineer, a producer
me, uneasy: you're not gonna believe this, but --
igp: ...a project manager, an accountant, a video editor, a social media manager...
me, sobbing: you're not gonna believe this, but --