@eniko it's more go back and check before, does this one feel better or does that one
*optometrist voice* 1, or 2? 1, or 2?
Machine Lord Zero
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i don't... hate... this?@eniko reactions
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EU be like: the bottle cap stays *on* during sex@eniko ...yep, okay, didn't need that bit of body horror mental image. That anatomy is not meant to be threaded.
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jesus christ its so hard to find anything on search engines now this fucking sucks@eniko I know. Am in favour of burning down the no longer functional search engines without giving evacuation warnings beforehand.
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wait, MSDOS mode X 256x224 is just effectively pillar and letterboxed 320x240 on period hardware?@eniko I get what it means, but "period hardware" conjures unpleasant mental images
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When you work for the FCC but don't know your K's and mix up your Kardashevs and your Kesslers@eniko You'd think he'd get the hang of K's after the first three, but he's more likely to hit Kardashian than Kardashev.
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hm. so im vaguely planning for block game:@eniko no such thing
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*going through miles and miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers*@eniko someone with too much free time. Fire up the pointless busywork apparatus, I know every sufficiently large organisation has one somewhere.
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Did you know Gandalf's horse is named Shadowfax@eniko yeah yeah king of horses, show us the meaning of haste
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Idea: A remake of Speed (1994), with two tiny changes.@bean Released earlier the same year, lol
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Idea: A remake of Speed (1994), with two tiny changes.@bean What about a claymation premake where the protagonist is a gorilla?
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"eniko did you really just go out of your way to dither your skybox"@eniko Does the Enitiger need a pumpkin stuffed with raw meat tossed into her enclosure for enrichment?
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#askFedi my son would like a portable digital audio player.@oblomov I've got an R4. It's nice. I haven't wanted to hurl it out of a car window nearly as many times as its predecessor.
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man, doors in gamedev are hard@eniko I still haven't figured out how to open it
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man, doors in gamedev are hard@eniko Y'mean.... THIS door problem?
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It's doscember which means you should post a drawing of MSDOS every day of the month@eniko DOScember? En esta economia?
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Hello I am Zero and I am bad at talking about myself.Hello I am Zero and I am bad at talking about myself. So much so that I joined in 17 and this is the most introduction post I've made that I know of.
Used to be a villain, now I'm not so sure.
Sometimes I get a bit shouty about things that make me mad.
Sometimes I tell bad jokes.
Always I support trans rights and sex worker rights.