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Melissa BearTrix
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That's where I left my piggy bankThat's where I left my piggy bank
Yes I am that old
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Do we boycott the world cup, due to the peace prize ?Do we boycott the world cup, due to the peace prize ?
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Customer {older lady} - you got to love these mobile phonesCustomer {older lady} - you got to love these mobile phones
Me - no, I have found since mobile became popular, people think it's acceptable to call you at any time of the day and night, back in the good days, you had to get off your ass to make a phone call, and look now obesity problems
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Me - oh sorry for my rant
Customer - I had to get up to get my phone off the charger
Me - giggles
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FOBI ...FOBI ... Fear of being included
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Because it's Friday and that I made it again without stabbing, I'm going to have celebrity jointBecause it's Friday and that I made it again without stabbing, I'm going to have celebrity joint
Please stand and join with me
Oh joint of the highest order
I pray to you st joint and god of joints
Thank you
A{wo}man
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Everything gets banned due to irresponsible people ...Everything gets banned due to irresponsible people ... Would it not be better to ban irresponsible people
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The problem with teachers, are the parentsThe problem with the students are the parents
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The problem with teachers, are the parentsThe problem with teachers, are the parents
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It's hard to believe that Bin Chickens batheIt's hard to believe that Bin Chickens bathe
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Top coatTop coat
Unicorn sparkles top coat
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I present you-all, 🥁🥁, the bacon and egg rollI present you-all, 🥁🥁, the bacon and egg roll
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People who exercise in the morning are more likely to have a cardiac episodePeople who exercise in the morning are more likely to have a cardiac episode
Also, most cardiac episodes happen in the morning
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They even serve cats hereThey even serve cats here
Not to eat ... Giggles
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I've had a small headache all morning ... 5 minutes after leaving work it has goneI've had a small headache all morning ... 5 minutes after leaving work it has gone
Conclusion ... Work is not healthy
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When steering, do you wrap your thumb around the steering deviceWhen steering, do you wrap your thumb around the steering device
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Talking about binsTalking about bins
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I got busted ...I got busted ... The cafe owner, the wife, aka the boss, questioned me, re: elf on the shelf capers
Giggles
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The elf had gone walkaboutThe elf had gone walkabout
I found the cunt ... Giggles
Then I moved it to the mighty position ... Giggles
Yes I find this highly entertaining, for me ... Giggles
Yes it's about me
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I've given up all seafood, if it's offered I will eat it {I think} ...I've given up all seafood, if it's offered I will eat it {I think} ... Just due to the cost of marine life to satisfy the want for seafood
Give me a wild line caught fish or creature I will never say no ... And extra points if you caught it
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