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MostlyHarmless
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I would be much thinner if I hadn't gained all this weight.I would be much thinner if I hadn't gained all this weight.
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What do democracy and football have in commonWhat do democracy and football have in common?
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My son told me he was awarded the Leslie Neilson badge at school.My son told me he was awarded the Leslie Neilson badge at school. I asked “What's that?” He said, “It's a big building with lots of kids, but that's not important right now.”
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Exercise is basically hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself.Exercise is basically hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself.
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“Probiotic” sounds a lot better than “bacteria infested.”“Probiotic” sounds a lot better than “bacteria infested.”
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"Both sides have some valid points.""Both sides have some valid points."
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“When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.”“When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.” - Isaac Asimov
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All gas station bathrooms are required by law to look like the set of one of the “Saw” movies.All gas station bathrooms are required by law to look like the set of one of the “Saw” movies.
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