It’s only Phlegm if it’s from Phlanders, otherwise it’s thick mucus.
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It’s only Phlegm if it’s from Phlanders, otherwise it’s thick mucus. -
Calibri: the smoking gun of forged documents.Calibri: the smoking gun of forged documents.
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I remain happy with the Fediverse as it is, i.e. essentially statistically insignificant.I remain happy with the Fediverse as it is, i.e. essentially statistically insignificant. This has its benefits.
Is my boss on here? No. Are any of my work colleagues on here? No. Is my mother on here? No. Are my irl friends on here? What irl friends.
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“Governments should join the Fediverse!”“Governments should join the Fediverse!”
IMO, Governments should have websites that work and are regularly updated and should leave social media entirely.
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I am sat in a school reception and they have a Christmas music radio station playing.I am sat in a school reception and they have a Christmas music radio station playing. This is several forms of torture.
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How do you say “Mach” as in “Mach 1 is the speed of sound”?Burt Batcharatch.
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How do you say “Mach” as in “Mach 1 is the speed of sound”?How do you say “Mach” as in “Mach 1 is the speed of sound”?
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People put bells on cows so they can’t sneak up on their prey.People put bells on cows so they can’t sneak up on their prey. But the smartest cows learn to quietly lie in wait instead, becoming murderously effective ambush predators.
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I’m beginning to question whether historical ninjas ever actually used air fryers.I’m beginning to question whether historical ninjas ever actually used air fryers.
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How things are going in the UK@TheBreadmonkey @JackTheCat I wouldn’t know.
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How things are going in the UK@JackTheCat @TheBreadmonkey If he’d cooked them first, maybe. But not raw.
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How things are going in the UK@TheBreadmonkey @JackTheCat they claim to be in Birmingham, Manchester and Crewe. As to whether they actually occurred is a different matter.
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Speaking of pantos and drag, this is a literal drag queen, or drag king, or something.Speaking of pantos and drag, this is a literal drag queen, or drag king, or something.
17 year-old Princess Elizabeth (Future QE2) as Aladdin (“Principal Boy”) and Princess Margaret as the Princess of China in a panto at Windsor Castle, 1943.
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Linux guys having A Normal One in my replies this crisp, clear autumn morning.And another. This is going to be a fun day.
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Linux guys having A Normal One in my replies this crisp, clear autumn morning.I am particularly fond of the idea that we’re not allowed to complain about things we can’t change. This person is clearly not from the UK or Ireland, where entire societies are built on complaining about the weather.
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Linux guys having A Normal One in my replies this crisp, clear autumn morning.Linux guys having A Normal One in my replies this crisp, clear autumn morning.
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This is exactly the correct response.This is exactly the correct response. Do your fucking job and stop wasting time arresting grannies for opposing genocide.
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“Aha!“Aha! Now the tables have turned!”
- Me trying to sound smart and failing on the first day of DJ school.
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Mastodon is not for everyone.Mastodon is not for everyone. It is not going to attract Fiat 500 Twitter, or Strongbow Dark Fruits Twitter. We should be content with it spreading organically by word of mouth between library mice in tiny cosy sweaters and IT technicians in bondage gear.