Hi! đ If youâre having a good day, I just want you to know that tarantulas can swim
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Sean Kelly
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[first day on the International Space Station][first day on the International Space Station]
ME: [grinds fresh pepper over food]
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DOCTOR: Congrats!DOCTOR: Congrats! It's a boy! What're you gonna name him?
ME: [vomiting]
DOCTOR: Ralph it is, then
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Moon Pies are fantastic if your favorite flavor is "dry"Moon Pies are fantastic if your favorite flavor is "dry"