@penryu was his hypothesis that it had been mistakenly delivered to your house and you had accepted the delivery under false pretenses? Or that you had accosted the delivery person somewhere else and brought your ill-gotten food back to your lair?
you, smug: "oh you like $thing? how cute! if you're lucky you'll realize $other_thing is better"no one: "oh you sound like a pleasant person to be around! please tell me about $other_thing"