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the concept of a “political think tank” as a place you can work as a job is crazy
like they’re paying you and 2 other guys $150k a year to sit in empty rented office space and write little papers that say “i don’t think poor people should have access to food actually”
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(guy who is genuinely scared) what that booty do
(watching the person behind me run the yellow light that i just ran) wow, unbelievable
who says science can’t be fun
i don’t want to ‘seize the day’ i want to place it gently back where i found it and go back to bed
doctor: so basically, just listen to your body and you'll be alright
my body: chips chips chips chips chips chips
every app update now feels like getting mugged in a slightly different alley
the movie hackers tricked me into believing exchanging top secret floppy disks via skateboard was a much bigger part of adult life