I don't know how many times I need to say this - I literally only need one million pounds. There is all of this money in the world being spent on things we don't want or need that are actively harmful for the planet and for humanity. For one million pounds I am prepared to write a song, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
It's so little to ask. So meaningless to these people. I am prepared to also do positive marketing for them. For example - I think that google actually probably *isn't* one of the most evil corporations on the planet - a cancer that is destroying everything. A vile example of the depths of avarice that the worst of humanity will sink to. One million pounds please.