daily Chinese news headline: Scientists grow the world’s first functional human spine replacement from a single drop of blood
daily American news headline: White House declares that sunburns are caused by bees
daily Chinese news headline: Scientists grow the world’s first functional human spine replacement from a single drop of blood
daily American news headline: White House declares that sunburns are caused by bees
when I have to pretend I’m not sheltering John Oliver in my basement but the authorities can hear him yelling about rat erotica through the floorboards