Unfortunately, your door is running Door(TM)10, and is not capable of running Door(TM)11, so you will have to purchase a new door in the next 6 months or access will be revoked.
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Review requests are reaching a ridiculous ubiquityThere is still time to leave a review!
We noticed that you have not yet reviewed your journey through this door.
This is just a reminder that not leaving a review means that we cannot serve you to our full capability.
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Review requests are reaching a ridiculous ubiquityWhat would improve your journeys through this door ?
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Review requests are reaching a ridiculous ubiquityPlease take this short survey about your journey through this door.
1. How was your journey?
2. How long did your journey take?
3. How did the door behave? Were they polite?
5. Would you recommend this door to your family and friends?
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Review requests are reaching a ridiculous ubiquityReview requests are reaching a ridiculous ubiquity.
The talking door in Beeblebrox's spaceship should have had a review questionnaire.
On the other hand, maybe that would be too realistic to be funny.