It was a dark and stormy night. The frightful man stealthily ran to the cave, covering his face with his cloak. Inside the cave, a warlock with a twisted smile was waiting for him.
"What do you want of me?" asked the warlock.
"I need... a very powerful seal."
The warlock stood up, revealing a flannel shirt and leather overalls. "Sure thing. We're gonna need a few rolls of sealing tape, some silicone tubes... how old is your house? I might need to replace the shingles."