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      Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

      /S

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      • slazer2au@lemmy.worldundefined slazer2au@lemmy.world

        Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

        /S

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        #4

        Wow four nines!

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          #5

          I remember when I was younger seeing how fast some products were developed and I was like “wow, how do they get these produced and tested so fast?”

          As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize they just don’t test a lot of the time. Or don’t do proper testing.

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          • slazer2au@lemmy.worldundefined slazer2au@lemmy.world

            Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

            /S

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            #6

            Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

            That’s almost ten!

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              #7

              I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

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                #8

                so you do test on animals

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                  #9

                  So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

                  filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldundefined cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.socialundefined 2 Replies Last reply
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                  • obi@sopuli.xyzundefined obi@sopuli.xyz

                    So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

                    filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldundefined This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #10

                    Specifically on the customers

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                      #11

                      Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

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                        #12

                        I need this as a poster

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                          #13

                          Context dependent..

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                          • piege@lemmy.worldundefined piege@lemmy.world

                            I need this as a poster

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                            #14

                            I want a patch. Heck, I'd settle for a sticker.

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                              #15

                              My laptop doesn't have stickers all over it, but this could be my gateway sticker.

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                              • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldundefined filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

                                Specifically on the customers

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                                #16

                                So testing on animals?

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                                • obi@sopuli.xyzundefined obi@sopuli.xyz

                                  So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

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                                  #17

                                  Which are animals.

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                                    #18

                                    Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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                                      #19

                                      Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

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                                      • sunsofold@lemmings.worldundefined sunsofold@lemmings.world

                                        Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

                                        appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.comundefined This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #20

                                        Testing on animals in prpduction?! :O

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                                        • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksundefined lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works

                                          Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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                                          #21

                                          It could just be a simple layer mistake

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