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  • slazer2au@lemmy.worldundefined slazer2au@lemmy.world

    Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

    /S

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    Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

    That’s almost ten!

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      #7

      I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

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      • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipundefined rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip
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        #8

        so you do test on animals

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        • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipundefined rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip
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          #9

          So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

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          • obi@sopuli.xyzundefined obi@sopuli.xyz

            So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

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            #10

            Specifically on the customers

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            • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipundefined rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip
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              #11

              Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

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                #12

                I need this as a poster

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                  #13

                  Context dependent..

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                  • piege@lemmy.worldundefined piege@lemmy.world

                    I need this as a poster

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                    exfed@programming.dev
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                    #14

                    I want a patch. Heck, I'd settle for a sticker.

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                    • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipundefined rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip
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                      #15

                      My laptop doesn't have stickers all over it, but this could be my gateway sticker.

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                      • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldundefined filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

                        Specifically on the customers

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                        #16

                        So testing on animals?

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                        • obi@sopuli.xyzundefined obi@sopuli.xyz

                          So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

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                          #17

                          Which are animals.

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                            #18

                            Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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                              #19

                              Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

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                              • sunsofold@lemmings.worldundefined sunsofold@lemmings.world

                                Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

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                                #20

                                Testing on animals in prpduction?! :O

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                                • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksundefined lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works

                                  Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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                                  #21

                                  It could just be a simple layer mistake

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                                  • sunsofold@lemmings.worldundefined sunsofold@lemmings.world

                                    Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

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                                    #22

                                    Animals would be preferable. I reckon a chipmunk would be able to understand the instructions, it's only humans that fuck it up that bad.

                                    Because who else would raise a support ticket because the first name field doesn't allow emoji? Or ask for a Braille language option, it's still English Karen, it's basically just a font, and there's no point anyway without a braille output, just putting the dots on the screen isn't helpful. That one got closed as it "won't fix" since there's no one in the organisation who's blind and it's mostly a hardware problem anyway.

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                                    • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksundefined lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works

                                      Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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                                      #23

                                      i actually ran into the dude who made this design and he gave me a lot of these stickers. so, while it could’ve been made with AI, i can tell you that it was done in 2024 and i met him in an AI critical setting and he was very proud of having made this. since i don’t remember him having mentioned AI at all, i find it likely for this to be done without AI

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                                        #24

                                        @RmDebArc_5 Happy "Push to Prod" Friday

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                                        • terhu@lemmy.dbzer0.comundefined terhu@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                          i actually ran into the dude who made this design and he gave me a lot of these stickers. so, while it could’ve been made with AI, i can tell you that it was done in 2024 and i met him in an AI critical setting and he was very proud of having made this. since i don’t remember him having mentioned AI at all, i find it likely for this to be done without AI

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                                          #25

                                          Did he make more of these and does he post them anywhere online?

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                                            Thanks to you, I do now.
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                                            Every company has a test environment. Some companies have production environments.

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                                            OPs meme definitely gives off COVID vaccine vibes.
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