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  • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldundefined filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

    Specifically on the customers

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    #16

    So testing on animals?

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    • obi@sopuli.xyzundefined obi@sopuli.xyz

      So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

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      cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social
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      #17

      Which are animals.

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      • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipundefined rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip
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        #18

        Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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        • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipundefined rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip
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          #19

          Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

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          • sunsofold@lemmings.worldundefined sunsofold@lemmings.world

            Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

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            appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            #20

            Testing on animals in prpduction?! :O

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            • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksundefined lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works

              Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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              #21

              It could just be a simple layer mistake

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              • sunsofold@lemmings.worldundefined sunsofold@lemmings.world

                Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

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                #22

                Animals would be preferable. I reckon a chipmunk would be able to understand the instructions, it's only humans that fuck it up that bad.

                Because who else would raise a support ticket because the first name field doesn't allow emoji? Or ask for a Braille language option, it's still English Karen, it's basically just a font, and there's no point anyway without a braille output, just putting the dots on the screen isn't helpful. That one got closed as it "won't fix" since there's no one in the organisation who's blind and it's mostly a hardware problem anyway.

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                • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksundefined lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works

                  Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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                  #23

                  i actually ran into the dude who made this design and he gave me a lot of these stickers. so, while it could’ve been made with AI, i can tell you that it was done in 2024 and i met him in an AI critical setting and he was very proud of having made this. since i don’t remember him having mentioned AI at all, i find it likely for this to be done without AI

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                  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipundefined rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip
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                    #24

                    @RmDebArc_5 Happy "Push to Prod" Friday

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                    • terhu@lemmy.dbzer0.comundefined terhu@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      i actually ran into the dude who made this design and he gave me a lot of these stickers. so, while it could’ve been made with AI, i can tell you that it was done in 2024 and i met him in an AI critical setting and he was very proud of having made this. since i don’t remember him having mentioned AI at all, i find it likely for this to be done without AI

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                      eta@feddit.org
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                      #25

                      Did he make more of these and does he post them anywhere online?

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                      • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipundefined rmdebarc_5@piefed.zip
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                        #26

                        But we do have a QA department. I'll leave it to the reader to decide if that's humane or not.

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                          #27

                          Relatable

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                          • eta@feddit.orgundefined eta@feddit.org

                            Did he make more of these and does he post them anywhere online?

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                            #28

                            i honestly don’t know, but there’s a slim chance i may run into him again at 39c3.
                            in that case i’ll ask

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                            • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldundefined dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world

                              But we do have a QA department. I'll leave it to the reader to decide if that's humane or not.

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                              #29

                              As a QA employee, asking us to test in production is a crime against humanity.

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                              • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksundefined lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works

                                Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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                                #30

                                I think it's designed that way on purpose to not obscure what the objects are.

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                                • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.worldundefined kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world

                                  Context dependent..

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                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #31

                                  OPs meme definitely gives off COVID vaccine vibes.
                                  I wonder if its little problems have been fixed yet or are they still using the tried and tested (and failed testing with idk ~0.01%) formula.

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                                  • cruxifux@feddit.nlundefined cruxifux@feddit.nl

                                    I remember when I was younger seeing how fast some products were developed and I was like “wow, how do they get these produced and tested so fast?”

                                    As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize they just don’t test a lot of the time. Or don’t do proper testing.

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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #32

                                    Every company has a test environment. Some companies have production environments.

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                                    • ulterno@programming.devundefined ulterno@programming.dev

                                      OPs meme definitely gives off COVID vaccine vibes.
                                      I wonder if its little problems have been fixed yet or are they still using the tried and tested (and failed testing with idk ~0.01%) formula.

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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #33

                                      Do you know there's like 10 different major vaccines of which the major variants include dead virus, live modified virus, mRNA, sub-protein units, and at least one other tech?

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                                        #34

                                        When no one is QA, everyone becomes QA.

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                                        • natanael@infosec.pubundefined natanael@infosec.pub

                                          Do you know there's like 10 different major vaccines of which the major variants include dead virus, live modified virus, mRNA, sub-protein units, and at least one other tech?

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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #35

                                          Thanks to you, I do now.
                                          There seemed to be only 2 over here back when I was reading its news (oh and then a booster one that came later) and seemed like the more widely used ones were causing some blood clotting problems in some people.

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                                          • ulterno@programming.devundefined
                                            ulterno@programming.dev

                                            Thanks to you, I do now.
                                            There seemed to be only 2 over here back when I was reading its news (oh and then a booster one that came later) and seemed like the more widely used ones were causing some blood clotting problems in some people.

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                                          • purplemonkeymad@programming.devundefined
                                            purplemonkeymad@programming.dev

                                            When no one is QA, everyone becomes QA.

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                                          • natanael@infosec.pubundefined
                                            natanael@infosec.pub

                                            Do you know there's like 10 different major vaccines of which the major variants include dead virus, live modified virus, mRNA, sub-protein units, and at least one other tech?

                                            read more

                                          • banme@lemmy.worldundefined
                                            banme@lemmy.world

                                            Every company has a test environment. Some companies have production environments.

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                                          • ulterno@programming.devundefined
                                            ulterno@programming.dev

                                            OPs meme definitely gives off COVID vaccine vibes.
                                            I wonder if its little problems have been fixed yet or are they still using the tried and tested (and failed testing with idk ~0.01%) formula.

                                            read more

                                          • stray@pawb.socialundefined
                                            stray@pawb.social

                                            I think it's designed that way on purpose to not obscure what the objects are.

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                                          • madjo@feddit.nlundefined
                                            madjo@feddit.nl

                                            As a QA employee, asking us to test in production is a crime against humanity.

                                            read more

                                          • terhu@lemmy.dbzer0.comundefined
                                            terhu@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                            i honestly don’t know, but there’s a slim chance i may run into him again at 39c3.
                                            in that case i’ll ask

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