New here 😊 I post lifestyle, selfies & random thoughts #Introduction #Mastodon #NewHere #news

[valerys@mastodon.social]

New here 😊 I post lifestyle, selfies & random thoughts #Introduction #Mastodon #NewHere #news

[rickd_card@socialbc.ca]

@valerys

Welcome!

[valerys@mastodon.social]

@dillyd thank you

[valerys@mastodon.social]

@RickD_Card thank you

[jchaven@social.sdf.org]

@valerys

This person is just here to scam you.

This is the DM I got after just boosting "her" intro:

[dillyd@turtleisland.social]

@jchaven
Yep, same. Suspending on my instance

[mdt@mast.lat]

@valerys

[oohokaykay@beige.party]

@jchaven
@theropologist

[rightsprung@c.im]

@jchaven @valerys@mastodon.social

Me: car? House? $500k/mo?

I am so not worth all of that. Should have led with three Snickers bars and a pickup your Boomer Dad can't drive any more. Throw in a log-splitter and we can negotiate.

[luxliquida@critter.cafe]

@dillyd @jchaven

It deeply amuses me that "Welcome to the Illuminati" is the new "We'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"

[rockmastermike@beige.party]

@jchaven

omg the illuminati spam. a classic.

[jchaven@social.sdf.org]

@luxliquida

Yeah, I couldn't tell if this was a joke or intended to be real. I asked them and they replied that it was a serious offer.

@dillyd

[jchaven@social.sdf.org]

@rightsprung

Right?! It was so over the top I thought it was a joke, but when I asked they said it was a serious offer.

I'm with you - if it was a couple of free candy bars and pizza I may have been tempted to join their cult.

[rightsprung@c.im]

@jchaven hahaaaa yaaas!!!