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Literally every single professional class person on my TV is trying to simultaneously say "it is a giant conspiracy to suggest we are ruled by pedophile billionaire nazis" and also "it is TOTALLY normal that billionaire pedophile nazis are emailing each other about how to shut down #MeToo, arranging meetings between the richest people on earth, and doing international espionage for stock traders."
It cannot be BOTH you fucking muppets.
Also, dear Very Serious PeopleTM - please pick one:
Either everyone saying billionaires are plotting together to run the world as a fascist dystopia is "unhinged conspiracy theories"
OR
Yes everyone knows rich people plot together to ruin our lives for their benefit on the regular.
It cannot be both. Either you were wrong BEFORE when you said it was all Alex Jones shit, or you're wrong now and the contents of the emails are in fact HIGHLY incriminating.
Pick one.
Naw, I mean I was only partially joking.
Once you understand enough about the dark magic economics Pig Empire society is built around, you start to view pools of capital as an inherent evil. A lot of the worst decisions in our society are ultimately dictated by pools of capital; sure, there are people making decisions, but the leverage to do so is because of the size of the pool.
Of course, if you LOVE extraction, then "creating a big pile of money" (through theft) is an inherent GOOD to you.
"It can't rain all the time, Eric..."
https://www.newsweek.com/ice-agents-keep-accidentally-shooting-themselves-11540132
Then you have post "shit hits the fucking fan" Epstein, in 2016, deciding he's going to take over the world - possibly just to save his own skin. And that's when he gets hooked up with Bannon, who is the guy with fascist contacts all over Europe, trying to build a fascist international movement.
Then you have post-arrest Epstein, who immediately sets about turning all his contacts into a power structure, mostly based in the US, Israel and it sounds like Britain. This is also when he gets in with Russian intelligence.
I think part of what's throwing people off is that "what Epstein was doing" changed over time. Like, let's say we break the Epstein story into three distinct phases - just bear with me.
We have pre-arrest Epstein, who is clearly doing some casual blackmail, is clearly freelancing for two intelligence services, and is collecting billionaire connections to fund his passions - which are apparently pedo rape stuff and money.
So, he tried Greenland, which that billionaire Lauder fuck wants too, but that door shut pretty quickly. Canada is closest, probably isn't going to be defended by the whole of Europe, and comes with the added bonus that you don't have to explain why you're making a bunch of Mexican people American citizens after spending billions to... eject all "mexican-looking" ppl from your ethnostate.
Like, on some level this is about personal shit to him, because it's always on some level about personal shit to him. That's probably Stephen Miller's number one job - welding Trump's personal grievances to the larger fascist agenda at work here.
But someone told this Nazi fucking asshole that truly GREAT presidents expand the size of the United States, and he's been dead set on it since.
“We need to be planning right now to neutralize this kind of activity, well in advance. Because it seems increasingly like disinformation campaigns, appeals for help, declarations that the electoral process was fake and was stacked are something we need to game out,” said Homer-Dixon. “The reality is, right now, we’re just sleepwalking into it.”
I have a hard time convincing a lot of my American friends that Trump remains dead serious about taking over Canada. But, I think it's obviously true.
"Conflict researcher Thomas Homer-Dixon previously told the Guardian a “fifth column” approach by separatists – working with outside forces to destabilize Canada – is a growing and increasingly realistic fear. He warned a looming separation referendum could fail but Trump could argue the results were “fake” and the US would move troops to the northern Montana border and tell the rest of Canada that Alberta must be allowed to join the US as the “51st state”.
Uh... this does not seem like good news.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/29/david-eby-alberta-separatism-treason
"Why don't you block them right away?"
For about 12 years now, people have been writing me to say "you know, I used to think you were fucking crazy, but now I'm realizing you were right..."
If a Nazi shows up in my replies, I block them right away. If you're just an entitled dipshit, I try to give you a couple chances to fuck off and maybe learn something at some later point in time.
I dunno why I bother tho - most of these people RAPIDLY accelerate to 3 strikes and you're out b/c "big mad."
They running.
The nazis are on the run.
And there are going to be a FUCK TON of Very Serious PeopltTM telling you to chill out now because you have won.
No. We did this already. We did this several times already. You hunt them down, even while they're running. DO NOT LISTEN to people who tell you it's good enough to end Bovino's career. It is not.
KEEP CHASING THEM till you hit the sea - then drown them.
@futurebird hahaha, yeah none of this shit is that cute. They're just basically Red Pill losers with high cheekbones.
@glitzersachen @futurebird I mean these are people who hit themselves repeatedly in the face with bottles and heavy rounded objects to look more like a Nazi Elf.
Does that work? No. But they do it anyway.
Nothing about the "looksmaxing" wing of the Manosphere is NOT ridiculous.
@futurebird Being better looking and more dominant than other men.
I shit you not. It's like Red Pill shit, but "I'm pretty."
You will notice nobody got shot yesterday, when you were out in your masses, threatening to burn shit down.
I told you - your only safety is in numbers, and your only way out is shutting it down so hard NOTHING goes forward, including the fascist project.
If they can get you isolated, they mean to FUCKING KILL YOU. That's the score. Be fucking mad at me about it if you want but STOP DENYING REALITY or you will GET THE WRONG FUCKING ANSWER.
Naw man, all you "don't give them an excuse" folks got this man's death on your hands. He's out there doing EXACTLY what you told him to do, and now he's dead.
YOU don't feel a bit guilty about that? Of course not - Americans never do.
So, the pigs (the police, not the Gestapo) are saying the guy had a gun permit.
So yeah, we just executed a legal observer in the street and now the "Guns Guns Guns" White House is showing you a picture of a gun and saying "see? WE FEARED FOR OUR LIVES!"
And this is somehow going to make sense to millions of Americans who SWEAR they'd do the 2nd American revolution if "they try to take our guns."
Tired of trying to make stupid and crazy, make sense.