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EndlessMason
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Can we have a "shut up about your app" law?Can we have a "shut up about your app" law?
Maybe we can make it a crime to ever tell somebody that you have an app if it's not part of what the user is doing? I don't need to hear about it outside of your "get started" / "download" page...
Pop a toast notification about how you have a app while I'm doing something else? Crime.
Telling me I can pay with your app on a monthly invoice? Crime.
Emailing me about your app just because nobody installed it? Crime.
Light box? Crime.
Adding a banner above the search results for a competitors app to tell me about your app? Crime.
Printing on a pizza box that your have an app? Crime (but i guess you can finish off the boxes you already have).
Apps are like assholes, everybody has one and if i wanted to hear about them all day I'd study to be a proctologist.