Can we have a "shut up about your app" law? Maybe we can make it a crime to ever tell somebody that you have an app if it's not part of what the user is doing? I don't need to hear about it outside of your "get started" / "download" page... Pop a toast notification about how you have a app while I'm doing something else? Crime.Telling me I can pay with your app on a monthly invoice? Crime.Emailing me about your app just because nobody installed it? Crime.Light box? Crime.Adding a banner above the search results for a competitors app to tell me about your app? Crime.Printing on a pizza box that your have an app? Crime (but i guess you can finish off the boxes you already have). Apps are like assholes, everybody has one and if i wanted to hear about them all day I'd study to be a proctologist.