@aeva if you think about it, the only well funded state actor is actually arnold schwarzenegger and richard nixon before him
(volodymyr zelensky is a state actor, but hardly well funded)
@aeva if you think about it, the only well funded state actor is actually arnold schwarzenegger and richard nixon before him
(volodymyr zelensky is a state actor, but hardly well funded)
apparently the official answer is unenroll it and drop it at the nearest place that does small electronics recycling
free personal use yubikey for anyone who doesn't need the newest generation model due to "well funded state actors" being part of the threat model
or maybe burn it? i think burning would be good. secret agent shit. i am hiding the secrets from the KGB. that isn't even a joke is it like these devices as far as our usage is concerned do literally exist to hide secrets from the KGB or closely related organizations.
maybe that's a question for our security team. do they want me to drill a hole through it? i would love to drill a hole through it
what DO you do with old yubikeys
I think all commercials should have this amount of chaos energy at minimum
@aeva I have a CPU on the dashboard of my car like just as a fidget toy and it's like a 2ghz dual core. I considered selling it on ebay when I took the computer it was in apart but it literally would be more in postage to do so than the thing is worth, if someone even wants it
@aeva now I have a laptop in front of me that turbos up to 4 ghz just as a regular thing. and it has like 16 cores that can all do that. it doesn't even really get very hot. also the instruction set is of course way better. it's a bit silly.
FEDIVERSE USER! We've just routed a bullet train directly to your office! It'll be here in 20 seconds unless you pick the PC that'll reroute the train in time! Will you choose the PC with Intel Pentium III, or the one with the new AMD Athlon Processor?
@aeva even the retro vibe machines are fast now
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I finally clicked through (they got me! they finally got me!) and the four fruits are apples, plums, kiwi, and pear which like
Peeling plums for any reason feels like extremely out there behaviour for me, apples and pears, well, you might for cooking or baking but if you're just eating them probably not, kiwis keeping the skin on feels like the deranged option but I guess I'm willing to try?
labubu bubble is popping
itโs PG 18
who called it wilting and not plant obsolescence
@can I wonder if people just reflexively report AWS as down at this point whenever more than one website breaks at once
aws or cloudflare?
@gsuberland man the thing is Iโm looking at this and half the posts about it read like some variant of โwow i canโt wait for the dot com bubble to be over and for the internet to then disappear entirelyโ like
thatโs not how it turned out, is it