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water pipe near the office seems to be experiencing an issue so water is out
"the facilities people will fill the coffee machines using bottled water, but you can't flush the toilets" I would describe this course of action as Unwise, personally, but, you know
like, you know, cool, right? but also, usability is not great!
It‘s like yeah for twitter this is the correct setting for your tooling but here it stands out. maybe set the diffusion model for your avatar to generate furry faces and set the bio to random keyboard smash garbage or just like, anything that isn’t a bible quote. That alone would probably throw all my heuristics so hard that i wouldn’t look twice.
sorry to all real human beings who are on an open reg instance, have zero or just a single post, follow 50 times more people than follow them, have a nondescript/not set or face photo pfp, and a bio that's either about being a mom, about being a God Respecter, about Business Opportunities, of full of non-custom emoji
man, we'll have to do something about bots being filtered in soonish, huh
big water management infrastructure. repost if u agree
@aeva if I am doing this, I am the heavy machine operator
i think more software should have a year in review feature. wheres my notepad 2025 replay
@aeva if you think about it, the only well funded state actor is actually arnold schwarzenegger and richard nixon before him
(volodymyr zelensky is a state actor, but hardly well funded)
apparently the official answer is unenroll it and drop it at the nearest place that does small electronics recycling
free personal use yubikey for anyone who doesn't need the newest generation model due to "well funded state actors" being part of the threat model
or maybe burn it? i think burning would be good. secret agent shit. i am hiding the secrets from the KGB. that isn't even a joke is it like these devices as far as our usage is concerned do literally exist to hide secrets from the KGB or closely related organizations.
maybe that's a question for our security team. do they want me to drill a hole through it? i would love to drill a hole through it
what DO you do with old yubikeys
I think all commercials should have this amount of chaos energy at minimum
@aeva I have a CPU on the dashboard of my car like just as a fidget toy and it's like a 2ghz dual core. I considered selling it on ebay when I took the computer it was in apart but it literally would be more in postage to do so than the thing is worth, if someone even wants it
@aeva now I have a laptop in front of me that turbos up to 4 ghz just as a regular thing. and it has like 16 cores that can all do that. it doesn't even really get very hot. also the instruction set is of course way better. it's a bit silly.
FEDIVERSE USER! We've just routed a bullet train directly to your office! It'll be here in 20 seconds unless you pick the PC that'll reroute the train in time! Will you choose the PC with Intel Pentium III, or the one with the new AMD Athlon Processor?
@aeva even the retro vibe machines are fast now
