@Remittancegirl During the pandemic, I went to the optometrist, fellow came up to hold the door. He said "you'd look better without that mask so I could see your perdy smile." Mental image of me kneeing him to the groin so hard that a testicle briefly bulges from his left nostril. Why is it almost always a he?
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Seeing as I might have a midlife crisis any time now, let’s talk about: Tattoos!@Nickiquote I even had my eyeliner and eyebrows tattooed on, saves a lot of time getting gussied up in the morning!
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Trump’s new Greenland tariffs in one sentence:@randahl It's Cheeseface! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheeseface
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Over the weekend, 17,000 people canceled their #WorldCup tickets@NatureMC @benroyce @tuban_muzuru Thanks, Petra! Since then, I've moved to the UK and don't plan on returning unless the US overcomes MAGA.
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Over the weekend, 17,000 people canceled their #WorldCup tickets@NatureMC @benroyce @tuban_muzuru I'm a "native born" American with a US passport. In July I came through the port of entry at DFW. The place was swarming with heavily armed border and ICE agents just spoiling for a fight. I can only assume the situation has gotten much worse since then. If you are any shade of brown, you will be seriously hassled, that was happening months ago. I wouldn't want to chance being sent to a camp or deported for a football match.