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Paul_IPv6
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What's the Fediverse alternative to sleeping? -
just heard the most american airport announcement ever:LMAO
that is indeed a perfect encapsulation.
i actually heard a florida couple explaining why they didn't want to go to europe.
"well, we like to travel but we really wouldn't like to deal with all those foreigners everywhere and all that strange food"
SMDH...
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I am 40 or 50 years old andLOL.
there is no faster way to kill teen enthusiasm about anything than to see adults get totally into it.
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Pressure on Senators •is working•.right. don't replace her. prosecute, disband the whole DHS/CBP/ICE, prosecute any of them that need it too.
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The footnote is <chef's kiss>this reminds me of the RPG Paranoia, a dystopian future where a "perfect" computer makes everyone "happy".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_rpg
"Stay Alert! Trust No One! Keep Your Laser Handy!"
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactly"we will continue to have these meetings every single day until we figure out why no one is getting any work done"...
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlyevery time i toast spices to grind for indian food, i am amazed at what the right heat and grinding can do to create amazing smells.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlythat picture is a bit jarring. :D
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlythat is sure one pretty collection of tasty stuff.
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This always works.actual door to door at my home this week:
me, answering door: "what are you selling?"
sales critter: "i'm not selling anything. i work for an advertising firm that would like to use your yard for marketing purposes."
narrator: "sure sounds like selling something..."
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlythey'll use pretty much any greens, even dandelion greens. or mushrooms, just cheese, anything. it doesn't even have to be the ultra thin filo dough. there's a "rustic" version that can be 3-4mm thick. if there's "pie" and preferably feta cheese, it's a "pita".
i also prefer collard greens to spinach.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlyinteresting spin on the basic spanikopita!
of course, "pitas" in greece are like omelettes, i.e. a great way to get rid of almost anything you have in the fridge. they call them based on ingredients, listing them all like the germans. i gave up at one point and started calling my partner's various meals "miscopitas" (miscellaneous pita).
kali orexi, as they'd say.
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Gramercy Park, NYC, 2020.still love this photo. brings back happy memories.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlythere was a far side commercial with a guy at an ice cream parlor. the sign on the wall listed 3 flavors: vanilla, liver, and woodchips. the caption was "i'm sorry, sir. we're all out of vanilla.". yeah... really related to that often.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlynow, if MTV had promoted "hamster dance" and "rick roll" more heavily, they might have lasted longer. ;)
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlya baffle?
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlynicely done. happy new year!
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlymore and more, i'm aligned with the under 40 crowd (other than the constantly being glued to a smart phone). audio, politics, so many other areas, the old 60s saw of don't trust anyone over 30 doesn't seem that wrong...
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@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss Exactlyi'd love to think this will encourage the return of actual physical headphone jacks on phones and laptops but there are not enough paranoid consumers, i fear.