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@quincy if anything they might be useful for cracking passwords

The age verifier knows how old you are at all times. It knows this because it knows how old you aren't. By subtracting how old you are from how old you aren't, or how old you aren't from how old you are (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or remainder.

The verification system uses deviations to generate corrective dark patterns to drive you from a date of birth that isn't yours to a date of birth that is, and arriving at an age where you weren't, but now are. Consequently, the age you are is now the age that you weren't, and it follows that the age that you were is now the age that you aren't.

In the event that the age that you are is not the age that you weren't, the system has acquired a validation error. The validation error is the difference between the age the verifier thinks you are, and the age you weren't. If the validation error is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by by the upload of a high-resolution JPEG. However, the verifier must also know how old you were.

The age verification scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the you have input, it is not sure just how old you are. However, it is sure how old you aren't, within reason, and it knows how old you were.

It now subtracts the age you should be from the age you weren't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of the year you shouldn't be and the year you were, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called January 1st, 1970.

@cstross @auxonic blive implies the existence of bneutral and bground?

@mkj @vkc * is a perfectly valid local part

@stereo4x4 @squalouJenkins @vkc "it really is a valid email address and it really is mine"

@simonzerafa you'd be a better PM than the one we have

@simonzerafa if they knew what was good for them, yeah

@simonzerafa Oh, definitely. Also "negative, I am a meat popsicle".

Type of enby who responds to "Are you a boy or a girl?" with a "418 I'm a teapot".

@Viss neat

@Viss that sounds right

This is actually the date format used in /etc/shadow, not just a contrived thing I made up.

Any day where floor(unix epoch seconds / 86400) is prime should be "Prime Day".

Today, for example, is day 20441 of Unix, which is prime, and therefore today is Prime Day.

Bad Apple over SSH:

ssh badapple@ansi.rya.nc

I'll add subtitles (thanks @foone) in a bit.

Me: You know I'm an adult, I'm emailing you from my domain name that's 20 years old and is linked to my account.
Discord: Dox or it didn't happen.
Me: Why should I trust you with my dox?🖕
(a few weeks pass)
Discord: We leaked the contents of your support tickets to some asshole, sorry. 🤷

In honor of the late Robert Redford, "Sneakers", in high def ANSI with full subtitles:

ssh sneakers@ansi.rya.nc

(needs a terminal with 24 bit color support)