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I should post the story about how I took over and redesigned my middle school's website and they had me do it in the administrative office on a MacBook and I met the district IT supervisor one day and were were cool with it.
You could just do shit in the 2000s.
I also used the Photoshop healing tool to remove all the gum stains from the pictures. That's how you know I'm not making this shit up.
(It was pirated)
Being able to say I've been doing this longer than you've alive is something I have been able to cite very early in my career but it is not something I employ. It is very deeply and darkly funny I endeavor not to indulge in because condescension is really not useful.
The first time I saw the sitemap layout page in Frontpage everything in the world changed for me.
I built a website about nice pictures of animals when I was like eight. The situation surrounding that I'm not gonna get into again right now.
https://social.jonaskoeritz.de/@jonas/115620469714614373
Banana for scale
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have literally no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the entire firm doing this
A commonly-misunderstood aspect of computer security is that you are battling computers.
No. That is not right at all. Computers are barely involved.
You are battling humans who eat apathy and coordination problems.
So what's the latest buzz on masto? @mattblaze still getting the dumbest replies I trust.