PAWAAAAAADE
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Now comes the marching band. The Northern Arizona University Lumberjacks. Forget cheerleaders. Flag corps are where it’s at, yall.
Part of the band’s branding include “ROUTE 66,” because they only had enough money to get here and are hoping for a lift back.
Macy’s stars play the “loading” screen in this parade.
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Macy’s stars play the “loading” screen in this parade.
Itsa me, Mario!
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Itsa me, Mario!
Now it’s Circus Vasquez, whatever the hell that is.
Oh, I see a guy with a guitar.
They’re not playing. Damn.
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Now it’s Circus Vasquez, whatever the hell that is.
Oh, I see a guy with a guitar.
They’re not playing. Damn.
Dude on stilts DUDE ON STILTS
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Dude on stilts DUDE ON STILTS
Some famous lady in a shiny leather coat. Is she from The Matrix?
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Some famous lady in a shiny leather coat. Is she from The Matrix?
It’s Dora the Explorer. She’s still incapable of rhyming.
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It’s Dora the Explorer. She’s still incapable of rhyming.
A marching band from Panama is currently playing “Trump Can’t Have Our Canal”
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A marching band from Panama is currently playing “Trump Can’t Have Our Canal”
Unfamiliar Singer, WOOOOO
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Unfamiliar Singer, WOOOOO
WHOOOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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WHOOOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
Sesame Street! Cuts have the street only one building long.
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Sesame Street! Cuts have the street only one building long.
Macy’s All American Marching Band are playing Joy To The World.
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Macy’s All American Marching Band are playing Joy To The World.
I need to know if NYPD checked the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid kid’s backpack.
Wimpy Kid seems to be chasing a sentient block of Swiss cheese.
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I need to know if NYPD checked the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid kid’s backpack.
Wimpy Kid seems to be chasing a sentient block of Swiss cheese.
Freida The Farmer’s Dog is leading some pop dude named Russel Dickerson, who is being teabagged by The Jolly Green Giant. The giant is clearly happy about it.
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Freida The Farmer’s Dog is leading some pop dude named Russel Dickerson, who is being teabagged by The Jolly Green Giant. The giant is clearly happy about it.
Chickens on stilts CHICKENS ON STILTS
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Chickens on stilts CHICKENS ON STILTS
A Disney cruise ship with eight bows. It’s a biblically accurate Disney Cruise ship.
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A Disney cruise ship with eight bows. It’s a biblically accurate Disney Cruise ship.
Spider Man doing the upside-down ILY hand telling all of NYC where they can shove it
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Spider Man doing the upside-down ILY hand telling all of NYC where they can shove it
That’s a joke. The upside-down ILY doesn’t mean that. It just means I Love You upside down. It’s a sex thing.
ALSO KIDDING
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That’s a joke. The upside-down ILY doesn’t mean that. It just means I Love You upside down. It’s a sex thing.
ALSO KIDDING
The Temple? university marching band. They’re doing hand jive stuff and strutting. But does the rhythm section get a break? Noooo, they’re working like dogs.
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The Temple? university marching band. They’re doing hand jive stuff and strutting. But does the rhythm section get a break? Noooo, they’re working like dogs.
People are cheering a soccer ball. Things are bad in America, folks
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People are cheering a soccer ball. Things are bad in America, folks
Ah, the traditional American GoBowling float.