PAWAAAAAADE
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Marching bands put SO MUCH into this. Kudos to the kids who fly across the country for this parade every year.
There’s a child holding a cat. Or maybe it’s a dog. She looks concerned. The child, I mean.
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There’s a child holding a cat. Or maybe it’s a dog. She looks concerned. The child, I mean.
People on graduation robes. STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS, AND YOU CAN MARCH IN THIS PARADE
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People on graduation robes. STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS, AND YOU CAN MARCH IN THIS PARADE
Bronx Zoo! Wait, all the animals are fake. This is some bullshit, y’all
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Bronx Zoo! Wait, all the animals are fake. This is some bullshit, y’all
Native Pride Productions! They’re all screaming “YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM US” and the crowd loves it.
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Native Pride Productions! They’re all screaming “YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM US” and the crowd loves it.
A cruise ship featuring what appears to be an… iceberg?
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A cruise ship featuring what appears to be an… iceberg?
Is it just me, or is
Smokey Bear holding his shovel in an extra menacing manner this year? -
Is it just me, or is
Smokey Bear holding his shovel in an extra menacing manner this year?Cops, yeah, whatever
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Cops, yeah, whatever
Snoopy & Woodstock back there showing Smokey how to wear a ranger hat WITH STYLE
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Snoopy & Woodstock back there showing Smokey how to wear a ranger hat WITH STYLE
The REAL American tradition, Young Girls in Short Skirts
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The REAL American tradition, Young Girls in Short Skirts
The Stranger Things cast with a demogorgon
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The Stranger Things cast with a demogorgon
Pac Man! WOOOO! Under 40s in the crowd are whispering “is that a Pokémon?”
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Pac Man! WOOOO! Under 40s in the crowd are whispering “is that a Pokémon?”
Busta Rhymes and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all embracing their better days together
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Busta Rhymes and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all embracing their better days together
I’ve heard the Paw Patrol are who foiled the Michigan governor kidnapping plot
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I’ve heard the Paw Patrol are who foiled the Michigan governor kidnapping plot
Is it just me, or is he floating like he’s Slightly Buzzed Lightyear?
Edit: TO INEBRIATION AND BEYOND
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Is it just me, or is he floating like he’s Slightly Buzzed Lightyear?
Edit: TO INEBRIATION AND BEYOND
Every time you see a Macy’s star balloon, that’s where an act backed out
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Every time you see a Macy’s star balloon, that’s where an act backed out
Lil Jon on the Toys ‘R Us float. Quick, name two things that no longer have relevance in society!
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Lil Jon on the Toys ‘R Us float. Quick, name two things that no longer have relevance in society!
It’s Goku! Which, in Japanese, means “merchandising”
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It’s Goku! Which, in Japanese, means “merchandising”
On my TV, this marching band’s tunics look like they might feature the trans flag. Let’s go with THIS IS A BAND COMPRISED OF ALL TRANS PEOPLE! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!!
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On my TV, this marching band’s tunics look like they might feature the trans flag. Let’s go with THIS IS A BAND COMPRISED OF ALL TRANS PEOPLE! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!!
Koi? The frowning one on the left is a joyless koi.
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Koi? The frowning one on the left is a joyless koi.
A pirate ship. Left Shark has found work with the float crew, who are all flamboyant theater kids.