Diminutive Gangster Turns Self In, Raves About Trickster Rabbit
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Diminutive Gangster Turns Self In, Raves About Trickster Rabbit
Albuquerque: Notorious bank robber Harold “Baby Face” Finster, AKA Ant Hill Harry, appeared at the Albuquerque Sheriff’s office early Tuesday morning.
Deputies report Finster was agitated, disoriented, and suffering from a number of injuries. “The poor guy begged us to put him in lockup. Claimed there was a rabbit trying to kill him. After realizing who we had on our hands, we were more than glad to oblige.”
Finster claimed this rabbit developed a thirst for blood after the robber tried hiding money stolen from the Last National Bank in its hole. “According to Finster, what he thought was just a hole turned out to be an entire cave system which the rabbit had converted to a modern home, complete with electrity, water, cooking appliances. It was even furnished for the care of a baby, with a high chair and crib. We don’t know what Finster’s been drinking, but the fellas at the station hope we can find some before our next poker game.”
No rabbit has been found as of this printing, but the Acme Bugle staff hope to interview Finster soon for more information on this supposed anthropomorphic lepus.
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