Sadly, we must live in the apocalypse we’re dealt, never the one we desire.

[batkaren@mastodon.online]

Sadly, we must live in the apocalypse we’re dealt, never the one we desire.

[caoil@mastodon.world]

@batkaren I wish to be this pupper's friend

[plasticine_era@mastodon.social]

@batkaren 🤣

It's still better than the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" one.

[samvarma@fosstodon.org]

@batkaren Ragnarothy-wothy can have my souly-wouly any time he likes

[juanejot@beige.party]

@batkaren “I told my agent I wanted to play the Cylon on Ragnaro*K*, not get named after a former Van Halen frontman!
“‘But no,’ he said, ‘Badger dogs can’t play irksomely appealing robot-human hybrids; it’s too confusing for the audience!,’ he said…
“‘But don’t worry,’ he said, ‘You’ll come outta this with a *great* IRA…’”
“That’s when I fired him. Then, outta the blue, the Westminster people called, and the rest is history!”

[kats@chaosfem.tw]

@batkaren I grew up with a corgi.

Yes, at first it's all "ooh" and "aah."
But then somebody forgets to take it for a walk, and that's when the chewing starts, and the barking, and if you're not careful where you put your soul down at the end of a long evening, that's what you'll find his toothmarks in and odd chunks missing from.

And that sawn-off alsation still wants a sodding walk.