You where all thinking it.

[yschaeff@fosstodon.org]

You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

[yschaeff@fosstodon.org]

Oh, and the smell of burned banana peel also wears of after 12 hours. So there's that...

[jwrm22@hsnl.social]

@yschaeff Got it. No more bananas and lasers in the secured premises.

[murraywindripper@fosstodon.org]

@yschaeff
It's also a very clever disguise for a pineapple 😉

[adamhavelka@mastodon.prorocketeers.com]

@yschaeff its an orange! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8525OKIhwqk

[sourdust@toot.wales]

@yschaeff And yet the data is "fake news" :-)

[arda@micro.arda.pw]

@yschaeff I'd totally engrave BAnanas

[tarnport@mastodon.green]

@yschaeff stealthiest pineapple I've ever seen!

[billgoats@bitbang.social]

@yschaeff Oh noooo 🍍

[floe@hci.social]

@yschaeff QR codes can do up to ~3 kB with error correction. You know what you need to do 😁

[dotmavriq@social.dotmavriq.life]

@yschaeff Based modern steganography

[weizenspreu@chaos.social]

@yschaeff Oh no. This breaks everyone's threat model now. 😱

[schmidt_fu@mstdn.social]

@yschaeff
Ban-testing is a thing now...

[artharg@mastodon.nl]

@dotmavriq @yschaeff Bananography?

[bleistifterin@fnordon.de]

@yschaeff works with a knitting needle as engraving tool too and wouldn't burn the peel

[dewey@mastodon.top]

@yschaeff "This is not a banana" (René Magritte) 😅

[bayindirh@mastodon.sdf.org]

@yschaeff
This is (b)ananas!

[bonkers@nerdculture.de]

@yschaeff what have you done. Now I want an engraver.

[aknorals@mastodon.social]

@yschaeff can you do a qr code?

[agnew_hawk@mastodon.social]

@yschaeff
This is the beginning of a great-ish 90's flick about hollywood hackers