Walk around spraying salty water on metal, and you too have experience as a rust developer.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

Walk around spraying salty water on metal, and you too have experience as a rust developer.

[boxofrain@mastodon.social]

@neil
Neil!

😄

[greg_harvey@tooting.ch]

@neil /me writes a Mastodon feature request for a facepalm reaction type...

[andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it]

@neil Have you met the chain on my bicycle? I just need to package it up in a crate..

[dan@axillae.telent.net]

@neil I thought about a job as a pascal developer but I don't work well under pressure

[paddyduke@mastodon.social]

@neil I have almost two decades of expertise in Rust applications from accidentally leaving rinsed tin cans on the draining board.

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@neil
An ironic post

[signaleleven@social.tchncs.de]

@neil this one gets a C++.

[barubary@infosec.exchange]

@neil Rust developer (on bare metal). C student. Lisp speaker. Python aficionado (watches Life of Brian religiously).

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@neil Spray bottle and programmer socks is the official rust uniform.

[arisummerland@beige.party]

@neil oh shoot thank you for the reminder to wash my car's undercarriage today (first warm day we've had in a while, so good time to get the salt and muck off of it)

[dianea@lgbtqia.space]

@neil

Anyone who pisses on a Tesla cybertruck is also a rust developer

[phosphenes@mastodon.social]

@barubary @neil

Then I must be a Java expert by now. ☕️

[kats@chaosfem.tw]

@dan @neil I hate both of you.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@KatS @dan Thank you!

[mattdawhit@mastodon.iow.social]

@neil
Once upon a time, i worked on a machine that basically produced a thin film of adhesive on non-stick paper - was known as the filmer. A colleague would introduce himself to people as a Film Producer

[not_a_label@toot.lgbt]

@neil this is why I go sailing ⛵