Error: your email address must contain at least one upper case letter, number, and special character

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Error: password cannot be a valid Perl program

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Error: username cannot contain ASCII

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Your username strength is: 🟥 weak

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Error: your password must contain your mother's maiden name

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Security question: what was your first password?

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Error: password cannot hurt admin's feelings

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Security question: Like, what is security, really, anyway, man?

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Error: password cannot be AI generated, cheater

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Error: password cannot remind me of her, how could you do this to me

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Objection: password irrelevant

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Username expired: log in to change it

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Error: password must contain one letter and one number.

No, seriously, password can only be two characters long.

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Error: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.

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Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz

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Error: Password does not spark joy.

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Error: Passwords? In this economy?

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Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

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Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.

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Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.

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Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.