Error: your email address must contain at least one upper case letter, number, and special character

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: password must contain one letter and one number.

No, seriously, password can only be two characters long.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: Password does not spark joy.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: Passwords? In this economy?

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: In order to reduce our impact on the environment, passwords must be recycled.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: If you ever want to see your password again, leave $50,000 in small unmarked bills under the Oak Street bridge at midnight.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: For sale: one password, never used

[ricci@discuss.systems]

Error: password must have:

* Two special characters
* That have a conversation
* About something other than a man

[cjust@infosec.exchange]

@ricci my new password is

ILikeBigButts

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@cjust excuse me I think that is a lie